The Mary Sue

laughingsquid:

if my childhood plans panned out…

My profession would be: Circus animal trainer. 

My significant other would be: Tintin. 

My car would be: the Batmobile. 

My home would be: Redwall Abbey. 

My best friend would be: A unicorn. 

My backyard would be: Calvin’s backyard. 

All my dinners would include: That instant oatmeal with red gummy bears that got discontinued. 

My kids would be named: Tobias and Mariel. 

- Susana, age 25

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