Brave Little Toaster to Be Developed As CGI Reboot, All of Us to Collectively Groan

Why. Why would you do that?

We knew this dark day would come.

In a homogenous, Hollywood-wide effort to leave no corner of your childhood unscathed, Waterman Entertainment has acquired the rights to The Brave Little Toaster, and announced their intentions to develop it as a computer-animated feature. For those who didn’t hit the late-1980s/early-1990s animation age sweet-spot dead on; Toaster followed a sentient toaster, vacuum cleaner, electric blanket, and lamp on a journey through the woods to re-join their masters, who have accidentally abandoned them at a vacation cabin. Sound….familiar? Maybe like something else you may have seen? Actually, Toaster was originally pitched by John Lasseter in his pre-Pixar years at Disney. When he left for greener CG pastures, the idea was bought up by Hyperion Pictures and Kushner-Locke, who made the film in then-standard 2D.

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    OH HELL FUCKING NO
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    OMG! Crying!!! ; o ; THIS MOVIE!!! MY CHILDHOOD! OMG! All the feeeeels (but yeah, please don’t make it CG)
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    »» For those of you who haven’t seen this movie, I’d like you to watch this here: What terrified me as a child was when...
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    Noooooooooooo
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    NO. I agree with what the person said above, it’s awesome and it shouldn’t be ruined. It was perfect as it was. It...
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    Because the fireman clown and the air conditioner weren’t scary enough in 2D.
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    NO. BAD COMPANIES. GO TO THE CORNER
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    FUCK YEAH! I’VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOREVER! There was supposed to be CGI involved in the first place, but it just wasn’t...
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    OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY ; _ ;
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    Just can’t leave it alone
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    nooooooo.
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    ….NOOOOOO PLEASE CREATOR NO LEAVE THIS GREAT FILM ALONE!!
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