The shot of Asha/Yara BAMFing her way to the ship deserves some sort of ’80s rock classic in the background. Eye of the Tiger, maybe? Regardless. Three cheers for Yara. She may not have been in season three much, but when she was, damn did she ever make it count.

Above the Wall Sam gives an impromptu Night’s Watch history lesson to Gilly, who’s amazed at his knowledge and compares him to a wizard. His face when she said that made my heart grow three sizes. All the better for it to be shattered later.

I have a gift for you as well. Your life. And the lives of your wise masters. But I also want something in return. You will release every slave in Yunkai. Every man, woman, and child shall be given as much food, clothing, and property as they can carry as payment for their years of servitude.

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The Hound mentions Sansa which perks Arya’s ears but she is quickly distracted when she finds out where they’re headed. Not back to King’s Landing – “Fuck Joffrey, fuck the Queen,” says the Hound – he’s taking her to Riverrun to ransom her to her mother and brother. Finally, a family reunion!

birdstump:

Mother of Dragons, by Mahmud Asrar 

birdstump:

Mother of Dragons, by Mahmud Asrar 

magneticpie:

probably a bad idea

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Asked who her God is, Arya responds: DEATH. *electric guitar wails in the distance* Damn, Arya, that is so metal.

From there it’s to Bran, who breaks up a squabbling Osha and Meera Reed. Somebody make a buddy comedy trailer for these two. I want to see them as partners from different sides of the tracks who have to learn to accept their differences and work together to achieve a common cause.

I want Olenna to swoop around Littlefinger-style, schooling people she technically shouldn’t have any interaction with on how they’re screwing things up. “Robb, you’re being a moron about your bannermen and you’re going to lose this war for yourself. OLENNA OUT.” “Stannis, let Davos out of jail, you big fool. OLENNA OUT.” “Jorah, Dany doesn’t like you like that. Stop making it weird. OLENNA OUT.

kateordie:

Valar Morghulis.

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Cersei goes to Tywin to ask what he’s doing to rescue her twin, to which he responds stuff, Lori. Things. Whoops, wrong show. Sorry.

idkcake:

Nope.

QUICK somebody put a flashing #NOPE on top of this. 

idkcake:

Nope.

QUICK somebody put a flashing #NOPE on top of this. 

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Gendry, Gendry, Gendry. Hot Pie is a commoner in Westeros. If anyone’s going to get stabbed, it’s him.

This scene is wonderful. The Queen of Thorns says it like it is about Renly, calls her own son a “fathead” and an “oaf,” and tells off a servant for trying to serve cheese after dessert. (“The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now.” My hero.)