Don’t lie. You’d watch that. You’d watch the hell out of that.
Guys. Guys…
GUYS, you. You ALREADY MADE THIS MOVIE.


And Alfred was there.

So was DAVID BOWIE.

AND GOLLUM.

AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN.
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