The Mary Sue

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every.damn.day 

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Ble$$ed be the fruit. 

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In case you haven’t heard, Donald J. Trump’s “Space Force” is about to make contact. 

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Trump’s 2020 platform?

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Reblog if you’ve been there…

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Monday Cute: Penny the Dog Can Spell Her Own Name

She's basically a step away from writing the next great American novel.

This dog’s got something! 

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#GOPDnD is trending because Trump’s America makes for a hilariously disastrous D&D campaign. Which has us thinking, what other games can we Trumpify? https://www.themarysue.com/gop-dnd/ 

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Justin Trudeau Is Trolling the Trump Family With Theatre

Justin Trudeau took Ivanka Trump to a Broadway play about caring for immigrants in need.

He just gets dreamier, right? 

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Keanu Review: A Brutally Funny Comedy With the Universal Appeal of Kittens

Keanu is funny, insightful, and has kittens. Basically, it's the best.

Originally posted by entenman

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Samantha Bee Teaches Lawmakers About Gun Control With the Magic of Children’s Theater

Samantha Bee explores gun control in this hilarious segment from Full Frontal With Samantha Bee.

“We hope you understood our play. I know I did, and I’m a fuckin’ 9-year-old girl.”

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Cape Breton Island in Canada Offers Refuge if Trump Wins the Presidency

The tourism department for Cape Breton Island recently put up a promotional website called "Cape Breton if Donald Trump Wins".

@beatonna, we may be seeing you soon!

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The Women of Broad City Educate Stephen Colbert About “The Youths”

Last night on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer educated Stephen Colbert about the weird new rainbow bagels in New York.

“It blew up on social media–we call that sosh meedz.”

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Let’s Watch This Absurdist Tribute to Touchdown Celebrations by Key & Peele, with Stephen Colbert

Key & Peele revisited their classic Touchdown Celebrations sketch with Stephen Colbert last night. This time, the end-zone dances get way sillier.

You just can’t eat the ball at this level of play, McCringleberry.

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R2-D2 Gets the Sarcastic Subtitles He so Richly Deserves

So much robot snark.

“Are not!” “R2!”

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Nerds Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee Experiment With Vagina Euphemisms

In this Late Show clip, Samantha Bee and Stephen Colbert trade some surprisingly geeky euphemisms for "vagina."

My favorite will always be “Fern Gully.”