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OMG.
YES finally.
This is amazing.
And of course the unspoken reason why a set like this works so well for Piggy is that she’s the only female Muppet who ever gets a role that has an effect on the plot, so she has to work as every kind of female archetype. A year ago it looked like that might not be the case in Muppets Most Wanted, but we haven’t heard much about it since.
Entertainment Weekly has an exclusive photo of the Muppets on a whirlwind tour of Europe set to comprise the initial plot of what is being called The Muppets…Again!, a title full of all the punctuation that Star Trek Into Darkness is missing. Seriously. That’s a dumb title, The Muppets…Again! I don’t care how good you generally are are at self-referential 4th wall breaking. See? Nobody can even tell that that was two sentences. I’m not putting a non-italicized period just after an italicized exclamation point. That’s just gross.
But I forgive you, because you’ve confirmed that Tina Fey is your female lead.
If you were on the internet at all yesterday, you’re probably already aware that, according to reports, signs like this have been cropping up in Chick-Fil-A locations around the country, explaining to customers that the reason why their kids meals are coming without toys is because the Jim Henson Co. manufactured puppet parts that are dangerous to children. That is, it’s not a petty reaction to Jim Henson Company announcing that they would no longer be partnering with Chick-Fil-A in the future and would be donating the proceeds of their latest business transaction to GLAAD, following the admission by Chick-Fil-A’s president Dan Cathy that his company was unashamed of and unafraid to continue their monetary support for anti-marriage equality organizations considered hate groups by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
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one day if you are in traffic next to a girl who is blasting this song from her car stereo and screaming “BUUUUUCK BUCK BUCK BUUUUCK!!!!” out the open window
i think it’s pretty safe to assume that it will be me
Well, I know what the song I’m going to be listening to on repeat for the next three days is going to be now. :Db