A sample of Rebecca’s gif review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, which she saw for free tickets reasons:
Oh, and did I mention the VAGINA MONSTER?
I DIDN’T? Well let me tell you about the vagina monster.
There’s this scene where the Autobots are on a spaceship looking for Optimus Prime, who’s been imprisoned. They come across an ickle caged vagina monster, which… oh God, I can barely type this for laughing… SQUIRTS JOHN GOODMAN TRANSFORMER WITH SOME SORT OF GOO.
Then John Goodman Transformer calls it a bitch and shoots it because it’s “too disturbing to live.” It’s a throwaway moment, but it’s one that, for me, encapsulates the very essence of Transformers: Age of Extinction: It looks and sounds like it was made by nine-year-old boys. LADYPARTS ARE GRRROOOOOOOSS. There’s a Japanese Transformer, and! And! He’s a samurai! An’ he has a swoooooord.
You can read the rest here.