“I HAVE NEEDS, ALFRED.”
um
okay then
Despite all evidence Batman is on the top of my list of characters whose lives would become simpler were they to become a vampire. Incredibly simplified dietary requirements, enhanced senses and physical strength, possible shapeshifting abilities, natural night vision, and if there was anyone in the world capable of mustering the mental discipline to conquer vampire cravings it’s Batman. And it’s not like he goes out in the day anyway.
What’s that, Batman? You weren’t talking about blood cravings?
Uh. Nevermind, then.