The Mary Sue

[The Mary Sue]

Wizard College

• Jill: recipe for butterbeer:
• Jill: 7 parts Rootbeer or Cream Soda
• Jill: 1 part butterscotch schnaaps
• Jill: 1 part vanilla vodka (for an extra kick!)
• Susana: man thank gods wizards don't have college
• Susana: think of all the shit kids get up to at hogwarts
• Susana: except now they can drink, fuck, and apparate

[The Mary Sue]

On Adventure Time and Trolling

• Susana: yeah
• Susana: don't click on the links in the "Adventure Time Princess cosplay" tip email
• Jill: saw your tweet
• Susana: I mean
• Susana: I clicked on all of them
• Susana: one of them was like, kind of creative
• Susana: the rest were "eh"
• Susana: and one was "Jake and PB? No, gross."
• Jill: AT LEAST SEND US GOOD PORN, PEOPLE
• Susana: AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF TROLLMASTER BY TRICKING US INTO LOOKING AT IT
• Susana: WE WOULD HAVE LOOKED AT IT ANYWAY.

[The Mary Sue]

[themarysue]

Peeta camouflage is not the answer to every problem. 

[themarysue]

Jill: i was just looking at that and i find it creepy because they literally took her body and used it on him so he has a bit of a boob

Susana: he made it out of icing