themarysue

Take it with a retroactive grain of salt.

somarysueme

CORTANA DIDN’T CHOOSE TO RENDER HERSELF NAKED.  A DESIGN TEAM DECIDED TO RENDER HER NAKED.  Just like every sexy robot, because they are all fictional.  All fictional lady sexy robots are sexy ladies because the people who created this fictional work decided that they wanted a sexy lady robot in it.

somarysueme

AFTER SHOUTING I SEE THAT THIS IS INDEED WHAT THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT.

IM STILL SHOUTING THO.

themarysue

THIS IS A SHOUTWORTHY TOPIC

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